Saturday, October 28, 2006
from an email:
Boyfriend to Girlfriend, may LQ: What do you take me for?! Granted?
Cristy: Kumusta ang libing ng nanay mo?
Starlet: Successful naman po.
"Ok, why?" (anlabo!)
Class: What?! Teacher!
Teacher: What's wrong? It's a beautiful film starring Bros Welles! (Bruce Willis)
Class: Aah, Sixth Sense!
Student: Mam, pwedeng gumamit ng liquid paper?
Teacher: Ang kulit naman! Sinabi nang pad paper lang eh.
Politician says: Talagang mahirap ang buhay natin ngayon. Pero slow by slow, we will success.
Yaya: Ma'm, gusto po ni Mark ng KIDNEY MEAL!
Teacher: What is ur old? (maybe she meant how old are you?)
Waiter: Sir, How do you want your egg?
Customer: Side in, side out.
Mom: What's your course?
Suitor: Geo po (for geology).
Mom: Ahhh... Geo-rnalism. Ok yan. (ok nga!)
Student: Miss may "s" yon...
Teacher: A, sorry. Chip ahoys!
Friend 1: Am I raining outside?
Friend 2: Not yet. Sprinkle only.
Finally, please welcome, the late Nora Aunor.
bingi na yung isa kong tenga. pero grabe, ang galing ng imago at sandwich. whee. taralets sugod sa manresa! ... for a crappy title, that was one fun concert.
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author.Joelle. 19. Sober.
let's sing because i passed physics
just a quick one
school supplies.pencil and paper